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Any of the scripts you find here can be used for your own amusement, all I ask is that you recognise them being copyrighted by yours truly.

I started scriptwriting after I began acting and recognised the need for unique material.

The idea was simple, for an acting workshop, write scripts that can be performed by two people to allow for practising character development, timing and to eventually have some original video clips that could be added to a showreel.

Since then my writing has taken me down a different route to becoming a professional Comedy Writer.

If you'd like to collaborate, if you're an industry professional looking for some fresh meat, sorry talent, please feel free to get in touch.

As my course leader at Uni. used to say. Don't be a Dick! So I'm not!

info@comedywriter.org.

This is a short sketch for two people. Bana and Anas are described as Middle Eastern so appropriate accents should be applied.

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This is another short sketch for two people. Alfie and Mo a veteran tank driver and ex-Wren meet in a bar for drinks.

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Here's an audio script for three people. This was an idea for an audio sketch show with environmental related materials.

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Another audio sketch drawn from the natural world. Aired on BBC Sounds, UPLOAD episode 10/07/25 with thanks to Leo Ulph.

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A short sketch for 4 people.

Man walks into a private clinic to see about his broken leg.

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Among the dark and disarray in the recesses of my hard drive, several characters and stories lurk, waiting to be revived.

It's always good to have a few projects on the go, there are always going to be favourites and those I don't even remember writing.

I like to think I've got a broad sense of humour but am drawn towards a slightly darker and satirical take on life..

An Excerpt from Today's the Day. A dark one-off 30 minute comedy short about John Dough who's chosen to end his dismal bloody life once and for all. Things were going great until the ghost of his ex-partner Seamus shows up to convince him not to do it.

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Dangerous Dan, Vlogger. travelling the world to exciting places and risky situations.

I created this as part of an audio sketch show series. I voiced it but used an AI voice changer, 'cause I'm so tech savvy and down with it! I think it works rather well.

Some people will do anything for their 15 seconds of fame.

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Jean-Pierre enjoys reviewing the places that he eats, as would any self-respecting, sterotypical Frenchman with the experience of European culinary excellence.

Do his reviews remind you of anywhere?

Would you invite him to crtique your establishment?

Gordon Ramsay meets Monty Python meets TripAdvisor meltdown.

JEAN-PIERRE REVIEWS HERE.

He'll be adding to them!